Ultimate Controversy – Dogs Vs Cats

First it was religion, then homosexuality – now: cats. The only controversial topic on which I have a strong view: cats vs dogs. Says me: cats for the win!

However, let’s look at both sides of the debate, just to be fair?

Why Cats:

  • They are fuzzy and they have whiskers (unless you have one of those retarded naked cats)
  • You don’t need to walk them (IE when it’s -30 outside)
  • They don’t hump your guest’s legs (unless you have one of those retarded horny cats)
  • Their food is delicious (… or so I heard)
  • They don’t slobber all over you
  • They don’t smell like a bucket of uber-garbage
  • They don’t switch between licking themselves and licking your face every 2 seconds
  • They don’t need you to constantly amuse them

Why Dogs:

  • You can teach them tricks (unless you have one of those retarded retarded dogs)
  • Kids flippin’ love em
  • They are not as likely to scratch your eyes out
  • They don’t shed all over the place
  • They won’t catch mice, eat them and vomit all over your carpet

But none of those factors matter because of this:

made you a cookie

-Gosha

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3 Responses to “Ultimate Controversy – Dogs Vs Cats”


  1. 1 joshh December 4, 2007 at 10:18 pm

    some dogs do shed and when they do, it’s a bitch

  2. 3 nikikikiki December 6, 2007 at 5:50 pm

    lol hilariouse gosh, but i must say
    i still choose dogs
    šŸ™‚


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