5 Reasons Why Going To The Dentist Sucks

Today I was at my dentist’s and I remembered, that it indeed, sucks a lot. To celebrate this revelation I wrote this list: My Top 5 Reasons Why Going To The Dentist Sucks.

  1. They put sharp, whirring, painful objects into your mouth
  2. You have to rinse with disgusting mouthwash that makes you want to projectile vomit
  3. Your mouth is open for like an hour straight, and then you have trouble closing it. You try to drink some juice, and it totally goes all over the place
  4. Music. Terrible, awful, brain-numbing dentist muzak
  5. And my number 1 reason:

  6. No matter what, no matter how long you’ve been sitting there, you know one thing: soon, you’re gonna have to do this all over again



10 Responses to “5 Reasons Why Going To The Dentist Sucks”

  1. 1 joshh December 28, 2007 at 3:57 am

    you need to go to a different dentist then cause mine isnt like that at all plus video games in the waiting room and tv while they do work on you makes the experience much more enjoyable.

  2. 2 happyatom December 28, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    I hate you. A lot. You and your damn awesome dentists. Mine only has crappy dentist muzak and bad replicas of Monet paintings. I spend my time doing origami with a tissue!

  3. 5 Em December 29, 2007 at 7:49 pm

    my dentist has video games in the waiting room as well!
    and he talks to me and goes “your teeth are amazing! keep doing what your doing”
    but then my dental hygienist comes in and tortures the SHIT outta me…
    dentists are fine, but the hygienists suck!!

  4. 6 olgaolgaolga December 29, 2007 at 10:51 pm

    ok, i love my dentist. don’t judge, he’s cool. CENTREPOINT WHOOHOO

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